Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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