Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My dick has a subreddit
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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