Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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