Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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