Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Do plants get herpes?
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