She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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