I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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