i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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