i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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