if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
organizing the empties. That sober.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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