Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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