Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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