We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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