sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
