I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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