I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
