What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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