she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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