How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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