I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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