Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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