Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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