My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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