Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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