I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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