dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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