Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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