I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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