Can i not drive my cunt home
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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