Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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