and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This toilet bowl is my home.
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