All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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