Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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