nutella sex= disaster
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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