you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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