i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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