Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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