Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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