some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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