That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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