YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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