It's just like the Real World with babies
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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