This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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