My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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