Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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