No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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