If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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