Sponge bath it is.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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