i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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