i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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