I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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