so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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