wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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