I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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